The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
The biggest, blackest cock
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
I need this in my house.
But just imagine how much you would have to hate the books you choose to put on the top shelf.
I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account
Copy editing: very little has changed in 85 years.
Achievement unlocked: did not embarrass self during work phone call
Time for wine.
Exchanging one-line work emails and struggling to make them sound cordial while not (a) taking too long, or (b) wittering pleasantries endlessly.
Then that moment when you stop giving a fuck whether you used too many exclamation points and you remember that it’s an email that literally no one will care about ever. It is not the diary of Samuel Pepys. It’s me saying, “Great! Works for me.”
You know it’s bad when he said he wants to talk on the phone to clear some stuff up and I was relieved. I may hate the phone but I hate this more.
Your corset will effectively correct your faults, which are disgusting even to your closest friend, who can eat anything and ever gain an ounce. It’s because she really doesn’t eat at all. She drinks. People suspect, but you know. Another crack like that and everyone will know. Look at those bulges indeed. Yes, Look at all those empties in the closet, dearie.
The esteemed Mr. Lileks has chosen not to draw attention to the fact that this woman is taking off her clothes in front of her “closest friend” and said friend never takes her eyes off Non-Spencer’s bangin’ body. Look at those bulges indeed.