prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

ragingscooter:

I need this in my house.

But just imagine how much you would have to hate the books you choose to put on the top shelf.  

ragingscooter:

I need this in my house.

But just imagine how much you would have to hate the books you choose to put on the top shelf.  

boyexemplified:

overtheunderpass:

I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account

oh

"This land like a mirror turns you inward
And you become a forest in a furtive lake;
The dark pines of your mind reach downward,
You dream in the green of your time,
Your memory is a row of sinking pines.

Explorer, you tell yourself, this is not what you came for
Although it is good here, and green;
You had meant to move with a kind of largeness,
You had planned a heavy grace, an anguished dream.

But the dark pines of your mind dip deeper
And you are sinking, sinking, sleeper
In an elementary world;
There is something down there and you want it told."
— Gwendolyn MacEwen, “Dark Pines Under Water,” The Shadow-Maker  (Macmillan, 1972)
"The average contributor to this magazine is semi-literate; this is, he is ornate to no purpose, full of senseless and elegant variations, and can be relied on to use three sentences where a word would do. It is impossible to lay down any exact and complete formula for bringing order out of this underbrush, but there are a few general rules."
tagged → #writing

Achievement unlocked: did not embarrass self during work phone call

Time for wine.

tagged → #shabbat shaloooom

Exchanging one-line work emails and struggling to make them sound cordial while not (a) taking too long, or (b) wittering pleasantries endlessly.  

Then that moment when you stop giving a fuck whether you used too many exclamation points and you remember that it’s an email that literally no one will care about ever.  It is not the diary of Samuel Pepys.  It’s me saying, “Great! Works for me.”

You know it’s bad when he said he wants to talk on the phone to clear some stuff up and I was relieved.  I may hate the phone but I hate this more.

lileks:

Your corset will effectively correct your faults, which are disgusting even to your closest friend, who can eat anything and ever gain an ounce. It’s because she really doesn’t eat at all. She drinks. People suspect, but you know. Another crack like that and everyone will know. Look at those bulges indeed. Yes, Look at all those empties in the closet, dearie.

The esteemed Mr. Lileks has chosen not to draw attention to the fact that this woman is taking off her clothes in front of her “closest friend” and said friend never takes her eyes off Non-Spencer’s bangin’ body.  Look at those bulges indeed.

lileks:

Your corset will effectively correct your faults, which are disgusting even to your closest friend, who can eat anything and ever gain an ounce. It’s because she really doesn’t eat at all. She drinks. People suspect, but you know. Another crack like that and everyone will know. Look at those bulges indeed. Yes, Look at all those empties in the closet, dearie.

The esteemed Mr. Lileks has chosen not to draw attention to the fact that this woman is taking off her clothes in front of her “closest friend” and said friend never takes her eyes off Non-Spencer’s bangin’ body.  Look at those bulges indeed.

“Mulder will see something that he thinks is paranormal, and Scully will say, no, it can’t be.” - X-Files producer Chris Carter on what fans can expect in the upcoming season, The Vancouver Sun, July 1996 

tagged → #x-files